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Hello to friends, parents and (*gulp*) future employers! If you've come here, you're probably looking for my resume (see "resume" button), contact information (see "email" button) or to see what I'm up to these days (click the "home" button, go to my facebook page and friend me.) Other than that, there's really nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

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A BIT ABOUT ME:

SEX: F
HT: 5-11.5
WT: 145
EYES: HAZ
DOB: 08-09-1988
AGE 21 ON: 08-09-2009
ORGAN DONOR
BLOOD: A+
ALLERGIES: NONE
MEDICATIONS: NONE
INSURANCE: AETNA
PHONE: 253.948.7082
STATUS: SINGLE
ORIENTATION: STRAIGHT
ME: SWF 4 POS. LTR
YOU: SM W/ HYGIENE
IDEAL DATE: NO IDEA
TV SHOW: HOUSE M.D.
MOVIE: THE MATRIX
COLOR: WINE
FOOD: PRIME RIB
USERNAME: ERRONEOUS_FUNK
PASSWORD: ********